Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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