The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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