i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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