Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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