so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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