I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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