It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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