Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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