do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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