i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
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Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think my moral compass just broke
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