everyone is single if you try hard enough
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I need to align my fucking chakras
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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