You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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