you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
