She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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