so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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