Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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