Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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