and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
What a dumb baby whore.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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