Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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There's always time for handjobs
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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