I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I think I am morally bankrupt
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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