If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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