i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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