This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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