I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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