Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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