i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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