the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
The feeling are messing with the penis
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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