Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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