i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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