Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
And then he peed in my hair
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