fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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