Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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