you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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