Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Itβs easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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