Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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