in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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