You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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