I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.