Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with