The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this