More tranny stories later!
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Sext me about skeletons
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
