shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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