we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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