At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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