oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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