white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I love you. Go after that dick
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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