I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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