I must be too annoying 4 u.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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