He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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