Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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