is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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