and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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