those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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