If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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