i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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